Things the people who broke into my car did NOT take:
- silver flats
- purple yoga mat
- script for a biopic
- travel coffee cup
- receipt from my brother's birthday present
- green hoodie
- piece of paper with Michael Keaton's home address
- parking pass for work
Things the people who broke into my car DID take:
- radio/CD player
- iPod adapter/charger
- 37 cents in loose change (seriously?)
They also completely shattered the two rear windows and in an unsuccessful attempt to hotwire it, broke off part of the steering wheel column and fucked with the ignition so the car's not driveable.
Thanks, asshole criminals!